What is your wildest sex-acape?

I’m in a mood of listening to what you guys have to say…

My wildest to date is… actually, there are a few, coz they are all different, and they are all great sex…

1) I had sex on an open car park, in broad day light, where I can see the rest of the office buildings are filled with people.  We fucked in the car, and later got out of the car and did it in the open.  We didn’t get caught.

2) It was late at night and we went to the university, and we had sex in the middle of the field.  We then walked back, topless, and we were walking behind this girl (whom I believe was heading towards some place for supper).  Luckily she didnt turn over, else she would have seen a pair of headlights and a tent…

3) We did it at a stair of a hotel.  Nope, we didn’t have a room.  We were having dinner at the hotel restaurant, and we decided to go up to the hotel, hopefully can have a view of the city, and we ended up having sex.

What I’m hoping is:

1) Have sex on the plane

2) Have sex on the beach in broad daylight

3) Suggestions?

Now, your turn to share… :p

Idiot Senior Manager

Wah kao… This asshole SManager, shouted out my ENGLISH name, asking who is that.  Of course I owned up la.

And he asked me if that’s my nickname.  To my best knowledge, I don’t consider my ang mo name a ‘nickname’.  That DOM(that’s a nickname) FATSO (That’s a nickname too) asked me if it appears on my IC or birth cert.  I said ‘no’, so he said, that’s a nickname la.  That NINCOMPOOP (another nickname) PECKER (yet another nickname) continued jabbing on the fact that if it’s not on my IC, it’s a nickname.

Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickname

As far as I understand, no one really introduce themselves using nicknames.

“Hi! I’m Fatso.”

Even if so, people would at least say their names first.

“Hi! I’m Lee Ah Kow.  Everyone here call me Fatso.  But don’t you dare!”

Now…. Consider this:

“Hi! I’m Andy Lau Tak Wah”.  That is his name, or rather, his STAGE NAME. (To those dunno, his real name is Lau Fok Wing.)

Then he asked if that is my ALIAS.  To cut the crap ocnversation short, I just say ‘yes’.  Then he continued on saying Alias is also nickname.  WTF WTF WTF.  Hello?!!  Some ppl’s alias appear on IC ok?!

Idiot.  What?  think got the word SENIOR in front of your MANAGER title means you are right, everyone below you is wrong?  What civil minded SCHMUCKY (another nickname) DICKHEAD (and yet another appropriate one) this person is!  No wonder most people here don’t talk to that NITWIT(yup, that’s what he is).  Luckily I don’t have to interact with that DINGER-DONG-DONG (his balls must be sounding like that) that much as I am not under his ASSHOLIC ASS (don’t ask me, I don’t know how his ass smells like).

IDIOT…

p.s. Yup, small matter, but it’s one of those thing that can really make you feel really irritated.

Post-election sembang

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbBHNRs-yRw 

Moving on

Besides moving on to the next job, I’m moving house too.  Just broadcasting… That’s all.