Stop staring

At hawker centre
I sat down
with my delicious chao kuey tiaw
I picked up the pair of chopstick
and was about to dig in
when this man
who was standing by my table
not knowing what to get for his lunch
started looking at my plate of chao kuey tiaw
he looked at it so long. that he was staring
I stared back at him
Oblivious, he continued on to stare
I stared at him even harder
trying to send him this message:
STOP STARING AT MY FOOD, YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE!
He stared on… and then he walked away
My chao kuey tiaw didn’t look so delicious anymore
Damn you!