Merry Christmas still

Oh yea, I’m in the mood to wish everyone Merry Christmas, though 25th Dec has passed…  But how can I not, when I see such Singapore stamp?  Really set me in the mood…

Doesn’t that look like the reindeer humping the Santa Clause?

So what did I do on Christmas eve?

So how did I spend my christmas eve?

Can you believe it, I was cleaning my toilet!

It’s not a sad thing.  I was supposed to be with some friends, hanging out.  But everyone came to the concencus to stay home.  Multiple reasons for that:

1) Don’t know where to go- everywhere’s crowded.

2) Don’t know what to do- all the partying, clubbing, holding private parties… been there, done that.

3) Going out is expensive- my kakis are all working now, so everyone has a better sense of money.

So at the end of the day, we all decided to stay home and… well, MSN each other.  I bought some drinks and got a bit drunk.  My friends too, and we were all drunk MSN-ing each other.

And yes, I cleaned the toilet.

It’s a good thing.  First time, I woke up on Christmas day, happy to have a clean toilet.  Pee also happier.

Had it before, woke up with bad headache and all tired coz of the heavy booze and whole night dancing.  And a few occasions, my toilet smells of vomit.

So what now on Christmas day?  Gonna sms some people, wishing them Merry Christmas.  Gonna go have a good lunch.  By good lunch, it means having good food, and not expensive food.  Then need to iron clothes as tomorrow is a working day.

Oh! I’m turning into boring old working man. Muahahahah…

Merry Christmas to all!!

New Year contest

OK…. Before 2006 comes to an end, I’m gonna give out the second gift- New Year present!

Now, I don’t know if I’m mention before, but I have great love for films. So much so, that this time round, this contest will feature what I consider one of the greatest films I’ve ever watched…

Just tell me, what film these screenshots below are from:

The prize? SGD50.

This competition opens to BLOGGERS of Malaysia and Singapore only. The first fella who email me the correct answer AND your address AND your blog url at that.bottle@gmail.com will win.  If somehow, your email end up in my spam basket, all I can say is, too bad, so sad, coz I trash my spams all the time without any consideration…

Again, I’ll be mailing the cash over. So there’s always a risk of the prize money not getting through, don’t hold me responsible for that.

This time round, I’ll release the name of the winner, and his/ her blog url after the contest ends.  And of course, there’s a chance where no one knows the answer.

This contest will run till 31/12/06.

Am I, I am

This is a self-reflecting entry, as well as a post that I would appreciate some kind of feedback, be it in comments or personal email to me…

What do you think of the existing of this blog ar?

Am I a creative person?  I would think that I am, for I’ve created a meme whom people hate to love, I’ve created an interactive post where I was the messenger, and I’ve made the easiest competition to win money.

Am I a blatant person?  For I post entries on culture, on religion, on racism, on people of diff citizen, on sex…

Some times I wonder what’s the reaction of ppl coming to my blog.  Are they rolling eyes at each post?  What kinda perception they have on me?  Actually, not that I care that much, and I won’t change my way of blogging here, but it’s just out of curiosity to know what people think of my blog

And I’m thinking of something which I wanna carry out next year, most likely in February…  But I need to test out something first.  Meanwhile, do feedback to me on the questions raised here?

Singapore safe? Think again

Fui-lamak! You think Singapore is safe ar? Think again, this stabbing happens in broad daylight…

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ6wkKbJtoI

Money to be mailed out tomorrow

And just like that, I’ll be mailing out $10 tomorrow.  Expect to get it next week.  If you don’t get it, it could only be these few reasons:

1) You weren’t the first person to email me

2) You gave me a bogus address

3) The postman is the winner!

That’s all folk!

Christmas gift, courtesy of bottle

In the true spirit of Christmas, I’m gonna give away $10.

Yes, cold hard cash…. $10!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha

All you got to do is email me your mailing address to that.bottle@gmail.com.  That’s it.  It’s open to u gorgeous ppl in Malaysia or Singapore only.

My only criteria- whoever email me first will get it.  If it’s a Singapore address, it’s SGD10.  If it’s a Malaysian address, it’s RM10.

Now, here’s the thing,  I’ll be mailing the cash over.  Yup! The actual 10 ringgit/ dollar note.  I was told that we should not mail cash.  But can that be done?  Will the mail get deliver? I don’t know.  But I’m going to try.  And since it’s Christmas, I’m in the mood to give.  If it gets through, good for you.  If it doesn’t, too bad then…

So yup, that’s it. Email me your address, and the first one to do so will get 10 ringgit/ dollar.

p.s.  Of course, it comes with T&C, which is, you unconditionally allow me to stalk you. Buahahahahah… does that worth the money?

p.s.s. This is not a prank post.  I’ll do exactly what’s mentioned here.

p.s.s.s. Kidding lar…. you think I so free to stalk ar?

p.s.s.s.s. Though I ask for your address, for God’s sake, include your name as well, even if it’s a pseudonym.  At least I know who’s getting it…  I’ll publish your name here though, and if you have a blog, do permit me to link to your blog.  In fact, take a photo with the note…hahahaha

p.s.s.s.s.s. And for God’s sake, do not email me any query.  Me not going to entertain… Just email me your address, and if you are lucky no. 1, you’ll get it…

p.s.s.s.s.s.s. Nothing more, just feel like p.s.-ing…..hahaha

My blog rank

Rank: 463,740 (53 links from 8 blogs)

That’s my rank at technorati….

I thought that that’s nothing to be proud off, and on second thoughts, so many blogs are created in the matters of second, I should be happy with that ranking *roll eyes, roll eyes*

But damnit! I can’t stand it that some bitch is occupying rank 112.

Now, I search my other blog [hahahahah.... a secret has been leaked out here. yes, a 'true blue' blog of mine does exist, complete with pictures and reporting of my everyday life, but my upfront true ME blog is this....] and shit… it’s rated more than 1mil!….  Fine.

Sixth seal banned?

Wait! Is Sixthseal banned in Singapore?  Can’t seem to access ler…

Malaysian who hates Malaysia

Being in Singapore, where foreigners make out about 20%- correct me if I’m wrong- of Singapore population, there’s nothing surprising if you throw a stone into the air at Orchard Road, you might just hit a foreigner.  No lar! I’m not in the mission to kill Filipino maids…And no lar, I’ve nothing against Filipino maids, or Filipino in general. LOL

Singapore is melting pot of people from different countries- Malaysia lar, Cina-men, Yapunese, Indons, Thai kap, Amerikan, Vege-curry man, and the list goes on.

So far, of all foreigners I know, they are proud of their own countries.  The Chinamen will sing their national anthem proudly come their country’s national day.  The Yapunese practises their culture in Singapore, the Indians speak proudly of their country.  All except one kind- the Malaysians.  I’ve met several Malaysians who have nothing but despise towards their own country.  No other country have such citizens ler… How come ar?

Let me clarify scientifically, logically:

1) I hate A, I like B.  Nothing more to elaborate.

2) I like B.  That does not mean I hate A.

3) I like A. That does not mean I hate B.

4) I like A, I like B.  Bravooo!

5) I like A, I hate B….

Okay, now substitute A with ‘Malaysia’, and B with ‘Singapore’.

Now, I’m puzzled with no 5), coz my question would be, why the hell are you in Singapore?  The answer, or at least the hint i got is, the $$ factor.

But those who fit the no 1), I hate them…

These asshole who fit the no 1) criteria, I really feel like getting my gun out and shoot at them.  Cover them with all my Malaysian semen? LOL

What do these assoholes say?  Here are some example:

a) You a Malaysian?!!? Wah! I’m sure you enjoy urself here in Spore, like me!

b) You Malaysian?!  See?! Here’s better right? I told my friends and most of them are here already…

c) It’s difficult to get into Malaysia uni right since we are Chinese?  That’s why I don’t even think of applying and come to Singapore directly.  More opportunity, and how glad I am here…

d) I hate Malaysia… (yes, some people can be that anal…)

e) Hey! You look like Malaysian hor…  I’m Malaysian too, but I don’t look like Malaysian at all right?

Now, you may think that these people may fit into no 2), but trust me, from their tone,  they are the no 1) category…

Now, let me present you the worst category…

Category Shit:

I hate A, I like B, but I wanna hold on to A citizenship…

These kinda people is the ultimate shithole….  What kinda things they say?

a) I’ll never want to return to Malaysia except for Chinese New Year to visit my parents.  It’s not difficult for me, since I have my Malaysian passport lar… Oh well, not like I’ll visit Israel any time soon… and even if I do, I know ways lar…

b) I don’t want my son to do NS ler… And also that’s why I won’t marry a Singaporean…

c) Har?!  Eat at hawker centre?  Remind me of my childhood in Malaysia ler…  Don’t like ler…  I miss it, but at the same time, very dirty ler… I won’t want to eat hawker food in Singapore, and don’t ask me to go to Malaysia to eat hawker food… scared diarrheoa…

d) “I won’t go back to Malaysia…” “Then are you Singaporean citizen?” “No… between Malaysian passport and Singaporean passport, I rather hold Malaysian passport, but I won’t want to go back to that dangerous place…”

e) “I hate Malaysia.” “I see.  So I suppose you are a Singaporean now…” “Nope, I’m a Singapore PR…”

It irks me alot ler….these Malaysians.  Yes, I agree, Malaysia is not all good.  But it does not mean Malaysia is all bad either.  The fact that these people only sees the bad in Malaysia, I really hate them for that… And mind you Singapore, the fact that they only sees the bad, what makes you think they won’t see the bad in Singapore only as well in the near future?  You wanna absorb these kinda people in your society?  Malaysia will thank you actually… Or at least I hope Malaysia do. And mind you, these anti-Malaysia Malaysians, they may not, in fact, most of the time, be creme la creme; they may be high-flyers, but they are parasites of the worst kind actually…

Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against my own country or Singapore.  But I’ve against people who despise one country or the other… I despise Malaysian who hate Malaysia, and I also Singaporeans who hate Singapore… But of course, I despise those Malaysian more lar… LOL.

Scandalous

Use Adobe Photoshop, open the image file, then press Ctrl+I.

 Then compare to the pics here: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/12/1/nation/16194046&sec=nation

Who are they? For the record, they are Gombak MP Datuk Dr Rahman Ismail and Senator Datin Paduka Norhayati.

Then when the news broke out, these two fella denied.  Who are you kidding?  Two potato faces ler… How to be mistakened?  Please lar!  Such denial… tsk tsk tsk.

And then, go for witch hunt pulak!  It’s like blaming the rape victim.  And summore threaten to sue the blogger who throw this into the light.  And then, this piece of crap come out: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/12/3/nation/16212999&sec=nation
What the farking shit!  Hey! It’s not bloggers behaving indecently hor.  If blogger tell lies, tell the truth then and dismiss the blogger.  But what I’ve been reading in the newspaper, it seems more like a cover-up, rather than the truth.

Hey! Let me tell you this, if you behave indecent, or try to, be prepared for smearing on your face.  Don’t try to put up a fuss.  And somemore dare to say there is a 3rd party around?  What? Are you people having some orgy fun?  How come never chio me along ar?

Truth is, if you behave well and appropriately, you have nothing to worry hor… But a pic of the lady on the guy’s chest like that?  You are just inviting trouble….Bite the bullet!

Qatar Qatar Qatar

With the Asian Games going on at Qatar, I was intrigued to have a better overview idea about the country when I came across several job opportunities in that country.  The jobs are pretty alright, but I have absolutely no idea about the country herself.

Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar

The most important to me is found here: http://wikitravel.org/en/Qatar#Drink
There is only one liquor store!  Holy macaroni!!!
And not only that, I need written permission and have to pay a deposit!  No pun intended, and I have respect for Islam, but such arrangement is a bit a put off for me…

And then this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_holidays_in_Qatar
What?! 11 days only?!  Tough tough tough…

Should I apply?  For lots more $$, I’ve to put a limit to alcohol and also public holiday…  A good trade-off?

Big Small Lady

This stupid lady is the classic case of someone who doesn’t know how to walk with courtesy.

She’s a petite little lady, yet while she was walking up the pedestrian overhead bridge, she was occupying the space of 2 person. This is especially irritating when the stairs up is big enough only for 2 people- one person going up, another going down.

I was behind her, and she basically rendered me not being able to ‘overtake’ her, as she is walking damn slowly. And then another pedestrian was coming down the stairs in the opposite direction and the person had to somewhat knock into her.

She’s such a ugly bitch when she gave a dismay look. Hey! Hello?!! Who’s the one hogging walkway space?