Pole hogger

I really hate when some asshole decided to hug the pole while travelling in the MRT. The pole is meant to be held, which means that only your palm is in contact with the metal piece. But no… some people love to hug it, lean on it, yup… have sex with the MRT pole. This girl is one that is doing so when it was pretty crowded. Notice how close I was to her? Well, if I ‘accidentally’ touch her then when the MRT stops, please don’t blame me. I did not have a griphold.

The girl was watching some stupid MRT on her handphone, while having her hold body leaning against the pole. That white pale hand, belongs to a heck-care old man who just decided to grab hold of the pole. That’s when she decided to give way a bit, or else she’ll be much closer to the pole than shown in the picture…

Please be considerate asshole…

ATM hogger

I don’t understand why some people take so damn long at the ATM.

Fuckingly shit.  This girl for example, was standing at the ATM for so long, her butt is sagging as time passed.

I don’t know what she was doing, maybe transferring important $$ overseas or else her kidnapped boyfriend will get killed.  Or maybe she just love having sex with the the ATM machine.  Is it some kind of attraction towards a money-spitter?  If so, please do it later at night; your kinky stuff of this sort does not interest me…

It’s 6pm or 7pm or some time around that, and do know that it’s peak period where people uses ATM machine.  So please do be considerate.  Do not hog the ATM machine and allow for line forming behind you.

Girls what out what?!

Wendy and Rose-something are hosting this TV Show called Girls Out Loud (just found out from mediacorp channel 5 the actual name).  From the title, you do expect some kind of ‘no boundary’ act from 2 girls.

Now, who are they?  Wendy is xiaxue lar…  Rose is, errr… oh! a radio deejay ( I just read it at mediacorp website)/

Now, who are they remind me off?  Paris and nicole of the simple life lar..  and the physical sense oso about the same.  one is thin, lengthy, the other is short, fat-ly fugly.  Go figure who looks like who…

I quite like the simple life actually…  both are pretty much bitches, but somehow i find paris pretty attractive.  nicole is just pure B.  and you know what, from the trailers, that’s what I feel as well about the the two local girls.

I really think that the short one, is fugly fugly fugly, and fat- not overweight though, but fat.  I think she’s the type who has to go on diet all the time or else her weight will balloon (blame your own genes)  And for every spoonful of sinful cake she takes, she has to go to the toilet to vomit it out, or else she’ll have to run a marathon just to lose that itsy ounce of her.  I can’t imagine how insulting it is to my eyes if she has her make-up removed.  I just can’t imagine how I may watch the first episodes of the show just out of curiosity sake, and not feeling pukie watching…

XX ar, trust me lar, u MAY look good and pretty creative at ur blog, but on TV, trying to be edgy and tantalizing, you just look… errr… fugly.

Oh well, that’s just my opinions lar.  Me just thinking out loud.
Btw, when and what time is the show again?  I’m intrigued to watch the first few episodes, but me just pretty forgetful (or izit that the whole concept is pretty attenton-seeking and fast-to-be forgetful? LOL… Please proof me wrong)

Do girls like guys to shave?

I wonder, do girls like their guys have their pubic hair shaved?

I wonder, if there is a preference when you girls give oral…

Because, for me personally, I would want my girl to trim hers.  I don’t want it to be flesh-naked.  I don’t like it, at least for the moment, until perhaps one day I find that kinky.

Because I find a rainforest pretty ticklish when I tongue her up…  and yes, girls, it CAN smell.

So girls, what’s your take?

Does gay have more fun?

My gay friend MSN-ed me this link one day.  Knowing him and looking at the url, I knew it was just another gay blogger.  But that fella told me that they are pretty funny in a more down-to-earth way.  So what the heck.

Listening to their casting, a thought came to me; they sounded pretty happy.  Is that the origin of the term ‘gay’ for these man-loving Man?

So, that begs the question: Does gay have more fun?

Socially, they seemed to have no hold-backs and they talk about everything anything under the sun.  In the heterosexual world, a girl who talks about guys extensively, is a slut.  A fat girl talking about guys extensively, is a desperate case.  A girl who dresses up all the time, is high-maintanence.  A guy who talks about another guy, gets avoided.  A guy who dressed up, is lately termed metrosexual.  But for a gay, nothing really matters.  There’s no social conscious except to look good.

And from financial point of view, a guy had to work and earn and save.  In order to get a wife, to support a wife, to support children and all that.  But for a gay man, he doesn’t need to think of supporting a wife or children.  If he has a ‘partner’, chances are, both are financially capable for themselves.  If if they have extra $$, they can just adopt some African kids (I heard that’s the in thing right now…)

So if gays have money, they spend it on travelling and nice clothes and partying every night through.

And somehow, women just love gays.  The guy with all the girls around him, chances are, he’s gay.  Is it because the girls know that they are ’safe’ and not in arms of wolves?  Or maybe gays just fun to be with?  But it’s true.  Hanging out with straight friends are pretty routine with drinking and smoking and talk about work and girls and then drinking and smoking and talk about work and girls.  Hanging out with gay guys, they say some of the most interesting things and do some of the most outrageous thing.

So do gays have more fun?

It’s quite puzzling actually, for we live in a world where gays are occasionally surpressed.  In Singapore, gay sex is illegal.  In Malaysia, two guys holding hands are frown upon.  Maybe in China, you’ll get shot!  Having such social-against situation, it’s amazing how they still can be so cheerful, happy and gay.

In God’s name

I’m not sure how valid my observation is, but here goes:

1) Christians attribute everything in their life to God’s calling

2) Muslims attribute everything to God’s doing

3) Buddhist never really attribute anything to ‘God’

4) I know nothing of Hinduism

Let me explain myself.

Christians whom I met (keywords: whom I met) would say that every decision they make, it’s God’s calling.

“Why are you changing job?”

“I think it’s God’s direction for me.”

“Oh! Getting married so fast?”

“It’s God’s will that we are taking the next step.”

“So you buying that condo instead of the other one you mentioned the other day…”

“Yup, I got the calling.”

Huh?!??!  How come God’s making every decision for you?  But wait… if the decisions ever have some kind of negative air to them, it’s not God, it’s him… and if God’s name is mentioned, it’s all about God testing them.

“Why do you start smoking?”

Never: “God wants me to.”
Most probably: “I’m young and naive.  I’ve yet to find God then.”

“You should never have slapped him.”

Never: “God drives my hand.”
Most probably: “I was impulsive.  But God has made me more calm now…”

Huh?!?! I really don’t understand.  Is it that in Christianity, there’s no such thing as human instinct, rational wise thinking, and all that?  Oh yea, those are for non-Christians only.

Guide to Walking 101 PArt Deux

Now, besides those idiots who swing their hands, who don’t look front, who walks slowly, and stop suddenly, there are those who doesn’t walk fast enough, where you can’t overtake them, and at the same time, they are slow in front of you, that you have to ‘brake’ occasionally.  Whatever the case, this group of people think they are doing a good job, but you know what, they are terrible and disillusioned about that.  They are just idiots idiots idiots.  Please lar, if you are on the phone, know that you are walking slower than you think.  If you are indecisive, you are walking slower than you think.

And talking about being indecisive, there are those idiots who just don’t know where he/ she is going.  So they start swaying left and right.  Hellooo?!!?  It’s the walkway, not the dancefloor.  Walk in a straight line damnit.  And you are not drunk oso ok?!?!  I’m drunk and I can walk in a straight line, I don’t understand why you can’t.

And to those who walk slow, don’t give me a look when I stepped on your feet from your back.  I did it on purpose most of the time, but you know what? that is simply because you deserve it.  You walk slow and you occupy the whole walking space.  It’s like driving slow on the fast lane.  And please, your glance won’t make me say “I’m sorry.”  Not because I don’t know how to apologize, but simply that you don’t deserve it.  Let me say it again, you don’t deserve it.  And your glance made it worse, for you don’t know what’s wrong with the way you walk.

And those who walks towards you and expecting you to move aside?  Shit you.  You think what? the road is yours?  We both have to give way a bit and make our way through.  But NO!!!  you just have have to walk straight into me even after I’ve done my part of moving a bit aside.  Please do your part… Whoops… Let me rephrase…. DO YOUR PART ASSHOLE…

Now, I hate it when these people just don’t know the etiqutte of walking.

I don’t know if it’s concidental, but it seems like I only encounter most of these stupid walkers when I’m in Singapore.  Is it because the government take care of you all so much, that you forgot how to be HUMAN?  You stupid robots….  in fact, robots are fitted with proper sensors and pretty intelligent nowadays….  Stupid…