flaccid vs stiff

the one natural thing about the dick is it's ability to go soft or hard, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

as a guy, i some times get hard without much explanation of why.  maybe it's caused by me not wearing underwear and the direct rubbing with my jeans?  maybe it's a wet dream when i had while dozing off during a long travel.  but most of the time, it's unexplanable.

yes, there's always the crack of the female butt now-and-again especially girls like to wear shorter tops and lower jeans, and also some clevage now and again.  but somehow those do not entice a hard-on, it only arouses interest for guys to keep on looking… but hard-on, hardly…

so i suppose that's why i prefer to wear brief rather than boxers, because hard-on can better concealed.  But as I get older, I tend to prefer to wear boxers.  Somehow it feels better…  Cooler?

Talking about underwear, I'm not sure how guys- or girls in fact- would wear g-strings, as I saw them increasingly on sale nowadays.  I mean, there's this piece of thing running through your butt!  That is until I bought myself and tried it.  It's quite alright actually, and it makes me feel kinda… sexy.  So i suppose for girls, it makes them feel sexy the whole day?

Hmmm… strange for guys to wear g-string?  I bought mine only after I've seen a guy (not a gay mind you) wearing it (ok ok… I accidentally saw it, don't ask me how I did) and a girl dare me to get one myself.

And if you walk in a certain manner, it makes u horny as hell, and hard you'll get.  Is that how girls get horny without touching herself, and on the street while walking? LOL…. I dunno, maybe….

I like the feeling of being touched.  Touched me slightly just right under my armpit, or the back of my neck, or the region at my stomach, or around my nipple, or just right inside my thigh.. you got aroused baby!  yes! I'm damn easy to be aroused by touch.  What to do? I can't control myself, can I?

Questions:

Under normal circumstances, is it strange for a girl to see a guy having a soft dick?  I mean, what will you girl do if after a deep kissing and u discover the guy is still soft?

Under normal circumstances, is it strange for a guy to see another guy's dick hard?  I mean, have u guy seen another having it hard in the locker rooms and do you be careful not to get 'too close' to that fella? 

Lewd post?

Now, this is potentially R(21) post.  (That rating is some standard set by Spore wan lar on movies screened… here)

So if you are easily offended, please don't read on and click on the 'X' at your browser.

Yup, truth is, I've kissed a guy.  In fact a few guys.  And yes, some of them are gays.

And yes, I've kissed girls.  I've kissed 2 girls at the same time.  I've kissed more than 2 girls at one setting.

This is one no-hold-back post, and yes, I'm in one of my horny mood to post something like this.

I've kissed pussy.  I don't like it, coz most of the pussies that I kiss, they don't smell pleasant.  So girls, please clean up before letting your pussies being licked.  But no need to spray perfume lar, just practise some basic hygine…

I've let a guy sucked my dick before.  It was, well, great, as great as letting a girl sucking…  Afterall, like what I was told, a mouth is a mouth.  But that does not mean a guy will do a better job; someone told me a guy would, coz a guy would know what a guy wants.  not true at all…  a girl can 'pleasurize' a guy equally well; it's all about technique.

I've not fucked anyone.  Not in a girl's pussy, or a guy's hole, or a girl's hole.  I believe my dick should first enter my wife's pussy.Angel, so there you have it; the most I've did with the 2 girls was fondling with a girl's pair of jugs, and letting another blow me off.

The most outrages place I ever had a blowjob is in a school in Spore.  I decided to take a shortcut and walked through a school.  But I decided to make a detour and walk all over the school.  I found a staircase leading up to the roof, and I found the place rather… nice.  So the next day, I called up one of a girl whom I've met before on the Internet and we went up there, and she gave me a blowjob in the afternoon.  I heard the bell, so I believe it was recess time, and thus, all the students were roaming around.  Glad that none of them decided to go up to the rooftop….

Is that outrages?  Perhaps this:  I was walking back to my rented place in Singapore when this guy followed me into the lift.  I was standing there when he 'high' me a bit, and I knew his intension.  I stopped the lift before reaching my apartment level and we went out and he sucked me off at the emergency staircase.

I've been to orgy.  That's a bit different from participating mind you…  I let my whole body carrassed, let my dick sucked, kissed mulitple ppl… and that's all I did.  Of course, what my eyes feasted on were more than that- all the fucking, all the screaming, all the popping… what else was there in an orgy, which would normally last till the next morning.

I've used cheesy pick-up line at bars and clubs.  I got ignored before, I got almost slapped before, and I got lucky before, just right outside the bar itself, by some empty alley.  She pulled her dress up and wanted me to fuck her, but I gave the tongue instead (again, girls, please clean ur pussy after going to the toilet)

Ok… I'm off to watch some porno after all these writing and perhaps jack off a bit.

What more do u want from me huh?

I’ve moved !

Here!

Hello world!

I'm now here!!

Reposting my last entry from my previous blog.

Blogging started off as a one-way communication thing.
Then, we have comments from readers.
And other bloggers began blogging in respond to certain posts. That is, as good as those posts are in fashion (such as Kennysia making fun of himself, Peter Chai going botak, XiaXue offending Malaysians, and others).
And then there were the meme posts. Those entries are as good as people continue on doing those meme. I myself have a fair share of creating my own meme (10-word-meme and its sub-sequel meme).

Now, I'm going ahead with this idea I shall call: Message In a Bottle.

The idea is pretty simple. It's based on questions such as: How many times have you wanted to tell someone something badly, but without the person knowing? How you wish to ask someone a question, without revealing your identity? How you wish you ask something and get a sincere answer, by not being the one asking the question?

So this is what you can do:

1) My email is that[dot]bottle[at]gmail[dot]com. Remember that, you'll need it.
2) Open an email editor, and put the subject as "I want to send a message in the bottle."
3) In the email, include the intended receiver's email. If you don't have the receiver's email, send me the person's blog or something so that I can TRY to track the person, but no promise.
4) Then, write your letter/ questions/ complains/ or whatever. Please write it in such the way that you've intended the receiver to read it. (Do NOT write: Bottle, can you ask that stupid girl why she ignores me because I'm fat, since she's fat as well… >.<"")

5) I will then send an email to the email address that you've given, with this format:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To: [email given]
Subject: You got a message in a bottle
Text:
Hello.
I'm bottle and I'm sending you this email as part of this project. This is the message intended for you: [Message]

I surely appreciate your reply. You can respond by explaining, or by asking questions back to the anonymous sender. Note that your reply will be forwarded to the anonymous sender. Thus, it's your choice to respond.

Sincerely,
bottle

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

6) If I get a respond, I'll send it back to you.
7) If I don't get a respond, all I can say is, try to forget about it, or else, approach the person directly to ask and see if you get a respond.
Important: I might post some of the emails here at this blog, with identity deleted that is. I believe in sharing, so let's share ok? :p
9) Note: This is not an Aunty/ Uncle Agony service, so don't email me to ask me for advice. This is also not a "Search for Missing Person" service, so don't expect me to track down on your missing loved ones.

So, do you want to send a Message in a Bottle?

p.s. Any suggestion or comment or question welcomed.
p.s.s. But for God's sake, don't post your email in the comment box. please refer to 1) for my email add.

"Message in a bottle often refers to someone putting in a piece of written paper in a bottle, and throwing it off to the sea…hoping that someone will pick it up and read it…"

A bottle’s project

Blogging started off as a one-way communication thing.
Then, we have comments from readers.
And other bloggers began blogging in respond to certain posts. That is, as good as those posts are in fashion (such as Kennysia making fun of himself, Peter Chai going botak, XiaXue offending Malaysians, and others).
And then there were the meme posts. Those entries are as good as people continue on doing those meme. I myself have a fair share of creating my own meme (10-word-meme and its sub-sequel meme).

Now, I’m going ahead with this idea I shall call: Message In a Bottle.

The idea is pretty simple. It’s based on questions such as: How many times have you wanted to tell someone something badly, but without the person knowing? How you wish to ask someone a question, without revealing your identity? How you wish you ask something and get a sincere answer, by not being the one asking the question?

So this is what you can do:

1) My email is that[dot]bottle[at]gmail[dot]com. Remember that, you’ll need it.
2) Open an email editor, and put the subject as “I want to send a message in the bottle.”
3) In the email, include the intended receiver’s email. If you don’t have the receiver’s email, send me the person’s blog or something so that I can TRY to track the person, but no promise.
4) Then, write your letter/ questions/ complains/ or whatever. Please write it in such the way that you’ve intended the receiver to read it. (Do NOT write: Bottle, can you ask that stupid girl why she ignores me because I’m fat, since she’s fat as well… >.

To: [email given]
Subject: You got a message in a bottle
Text:
Hello.
I’m bottle and I’m sending you this email as part of this project. This is the message intended for you:

[Message]

I surely appreciate your reply. You can respond by explaining, or by asking questions back to the anonymous sender. Note that your reply will be forwarded to the anonymous sender. Thus, it’s your choice to respond.

Sincerely,
bottle

6) If I get a respond, I’ll send it back to you.
7) If I don’t get a respond, all I can say is, try to forget about it, or else, approach the person directly to ask and see if you get a respond. Important: I might post some of the emails here at this blog, with identity deleted that is. I believe in sharing, so let’s share ok? :p
9) Note: This is not an Aunty/ Uncle Agony service, so don’t email me to ask me for advice. This is also not a “Search for Missing Person” service, so don’t expect me to track down on your missing loved ones.

So, do you want to send a Message in a Bottle?

p.s. Any suggestion or comment or question welcomed.
p.s.s. But for God’s sake, don’t post your email in the comment box. please refer to 1) for my email add.

“Message in a bottle often refers to someone putting in a piece of written paper in a bottle, and throwing it off to the sea…hoping that someone will pick it up and read it…”

Docile

Docile

Idle Days

Idle Days

Bless you fellow bloggers

From this post until the next few posts, I’l going to post sites of some bloggers who have moved on be with Him. These people have been missed, but what I hope is that they are not forgotten. They might not be extraordinary being, but whatever they wrote, I would say, should serve as reflection to all of us.

I have wet eyes whenever I read the archive of those blogs. Some entries really touch my heart which only the heart knows…

I won’t be elaborating or explaining those blogs… Just their links. Their still-existing blogs will give you an idea of what ppl we have lost from the face of the earth.

Now consider this, what if that blogger is a friend of yours? After the initial few months, it will settle upon you that you could have treat the person better, you could have tell the person how much you appreciate the person, and so on…

I’ve never met these bloggers, but I sure hope that I did… for now, it’s too late. I could have known them… but right now, it’s the online tombstone that remains…

God Blessed.
David Thong

no post entry

just a DYK: i was suppose to meet a girl later but she called off the dinner just now.

puppy vs dog

my aunt has a puppy. it has been a few months now, and one day my aunt remarked “When will Spot start peeing with one leg raised?”

That set me thinking as well.

A puppy will pee with its hind part lowered and yellow fluid begins streaming down. This is what Spot is still doing.

The way that dog pee also set me thinking, how did mother nature teach dogs to pee like that? in the animal kingdom, four-legged animals normally just stand there and pee. No? Pardon me, but i’m no animal expert.

So when will puppy pee like a dog? Does it need to see other dogs doing it and learn through that way? Or does it need to fuck a bitch, and overnight it becomes a dog?

2nd blog i’m whoring

here.

I know, in malaysia, everyone seems to know at least one person in the MLM business, and i can comfortable say that most Malaysian will have relative in MLM business. What to do? Malaysians are stupid in that sense. And MLM ppl are just damn smart.

What Malaysians like to hear is these two phrases:
1) You can get rich, let me tell you how.
2) Let me belanja you makan.

Of course, those 2 phrases come in various form. Even “Come, teh tarik at the nearby mamak on me” is good enough. Money and food, those are the lethal weakness of Malaysians.

I was never taken by the first phrase, but when someone tell me that they want to bring me to eat good food, I’ll most probably agree. And I was fallen prey twice. Silly me. Once in KL, another time in Singapore. Both also because I was sort-of just in town and I certainly appreciated someone bringing me to makan at good makan places.

And thus, I stepped into the hole, and I hated it, because at the end of the day, I felt like my time was wasted, and my ‘friend’s’ time wasted as well.

i wonder ar, will there be a antinuskin or antiamway or anti-whatever-MLM blog in the future.

DYK: I had never been involved in MLM business.

CakapG

Kepada mereka yang belum tahu, saya boleh dihubungi melalui CakapG. Emel yang saya guna ialah that.bottle di gmail titik com.

LOL… using the word titik reminds me of the work tetek…

Cute

in case cannot display, click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRxUfpaehmE

i forgot to mention

referring to this post, i’m glad to say that i’ve found a new job in the bright sunny land of singapore.

what do you think i go to singapore so often ler? main reason to look for job lar.

not that i don’t like KL, i do, and i’m beginning to miss KL a whole lot. KL seems more alive than Singapore. Singapore is cleaner and more organized than KL. KL is more exciting than Singapore. Singapore is more… yup, I can go on and on comparing, but what counts is the opportunity to have good career growth. Moving to Singapore is a calculated move, career wise, and personal growth as well.

No, I’m not happy with the move, but it’s something i gotta do.

[I shall blog in Malay from this point for this entry, for no apparent reason]

Saya tidak ingin tinggal di bawah bos saya sehingga saya berasa terlalu selesa, walaupun jka teringin untuk bertukar kerja. Saya ada kawan yang bekerja lebih daripada tiga tahun di syarikat pertama mereka, dan saya rasa simpati terhadap mereka. Mereka hilang keinginan, mereka hilang keupayaan, mereka menjadi terlalu bergantung kepada syarikat, dan syarikat menjadi terlalu bergantung kepada mereka. Mereka mungkin gembira tetapi mereka sudah puas. walaupun mereka bersungut, mereka tidak mengambil penekadan untuk mencari kerja baru.

pertanyaan saya ialah, jika paradigma berubah dan kemahiran mereka boleh diketepikan, apakah mereka akan buat? atau jika syarikat mereka bankrap, apa akan terjadi kepada mereka?

Sesungguhnya, jika masih muda- ataupun tua- mesti mencari kesempatan untuk belajar dan memperluas minda. itulah yang saya persaya

DYK: yes, I mention before that i don’t re-visit old post, but I vaguely remembered posting about the possibility of getting a new job, so this post is to confirm

I’m done coming undone

I was told and had believed in this notion: Honesty is the best policy.
But what I was not told was: truth hurts.

I for one has learn to live with that idea, as I’ve been hurt by truth before. But that doesn’t mean others have learnt to accept that. These people instead choose to ignore. And they choose to see me as a terrible person who likes to hurt ppl’s feeling.

And then, I learn this word: tactful.
Now… this is something that I for one has trouble being. I’ve been so honest and truthful, that I forgot how to be tactful. Ppl who are close to me appreciate that, for they know they will get honest and truth from me, no matter what. But at the same time, I lose more friends, who simply do not see me as that. Instead, they choose to see me as someone judgemental.

So since I can’t be tactful, I choose to be quiet, and talk only when I was asked to. The closest ones see me as someone reliable to keep secret, which I’ve done so. But others are seeing me as secretive and stop sharing and talking with me.

At the rate I’m going, I’ll be soon losing even more friends. ANd yes, I’ll feel even more alone.

There are two path that I can take:
1) Be more open, then be more tactful.
2) Or I can change the very core of my believe: stop being honest and truthful.

I tried doing the former, but I simply couldn’t. So now, I’m going to be latter- I’ll be less truthful from now on. I’ll say things that ppl want to hear. I’ll agree with ppl from now on, no matter what.

For example, if I know a lazy basket, complaining to me that he has too much work on his hand:
“Cannot finish lar. Die lar”
(a) I used to say: Maybe just plan your time better?
(b) Now I’ll say: Gambahtehhhhhh! I know you can do it!

When I say (a), there won’t be reply.
When I say (b), I’ll most likely get this reply:
“So much work. Stupid boss think I’m a robot”
To which I’ll say: Yea lor… stupid boss. Think people no need to rest one ar?
When I see that, I used to say: aiya…you know bosses are like that wan lar. Push ppl to the limit…

Get what I mean?

Unlike Robbie, me for one will be winding up my trickbox and gonna play it. Ppl around me has been doing that, why not me?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Robbie Williams’ Come Undone

So unimpressed, but so in awe
Such a saint, but such a whore
So self-aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adament
I’m contemplating, thinkin’ about thinkin’
It’s overrated, just get another drink and

Watch me come undone
They’re selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
I pray when I’m coming down, you’ll be asleep
If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet
Because I’m scum, and I’m your son
I come undone
I come undone

So rock ‘n’ roll, so corporate suit
So damn ugly, so damn cute
So well-trained, so animal
So need your love, so fuck you all
I’m not scared of dying, I just don’t want to
If I stop lying, I’ll just disappoint you

Come undone
They’re selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Come undone
I pray when I’m coming down, you’ll be asleep
Come undone
If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet
Because I’m scum, and I’m your son
I come undone

So write another ballad, mix it on a Wednesday
Sell it on a Thursday buy a yacht on Saturday
It’s a love song, a love song
Do another interview, sing a bunch of lies
Tell about celebrities that I despise
And sing love songs, we sing love songs so sincere

So sincere

Come undone
They’re selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Come undone
I pray when I’m coming down, you’ll be asleep
Come undone
The young pretend you’re in the clouds above the sea
I come undone
I am scum
Love your son
You’ve gotta love your son
Come undone
You’ve gotta love you son
Come undone

Love your son
I am scum

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Note: Yes, I’m gonna change, but no… not my online personality here as that bottle