Why do people have to make such racial slur?

I was at a bus terminal one fine day, trying to get myself a ticket.

This bus terminal, it’s pretty notorious, almost dangerous, I must say. I don’t quite like the place, but I was there simply because I have lots of choices and can get pretty decent bus ticket there.

Now, it’s also pretty common sight at that bus terminal to see many many touts around, trying to sell tickets. They’ll say: [Destination] Sekarang! sekarang jalan… But when you bought the tic, you realized that you’ve to wait 15mins, then 30mins and if you are unlucky enough, 1 hour.

So that’s why, the advise is never to buy from those assholes.

Then I met this Chinese fella who begin to offer me tic. I refused and told him no… But he persisted on, telling me his bus is good and leave at such such time, and when I left, he said something like: How come you Chinese don’t trust another Chinese…

Huh?
WTF…
Trust another Chinese just because I am one?
Let me tell you anothe story. In the past, I’d this experience of this Chinese asshole coming to me asking for help. Apparently, this fella had lost his money and could not go back and he needed the money to buy bus ticket. I felt that it was pretty fishy, and being at the Terminal, I couldn’t help ut being paranoid and not trust anyone, even if it was a policeman. The asshole kept on blah-ing and then, I heard hint that he had a knife under his shirt and he’d use it if he had to. I quickly got off my seat and walked away, to another place with much much more people.

So tell me, am I going to trust a Chinese just because I myself am a Chinese?
I trust some people, and I don’t trust some. Regardless of race.
Especially at that bus terminal, I trust no one except myself. I would not put my bag at the baggage counter. I would not ask someone to look after my bag if I go to the loo, I wouldn’t help look after others bag so that they can go to the toilet, and so forth.

It really makes me think, after so long, all the different races live together, we have not learn to accept each other, but just to tolerate. So many times, I’m overcharged by taxi drivers who are Malay or Indian. Chinese are actually worst, they overcharged no matter what race you are, and they even can do it with 50% or even 100% more than the usual price.

Sad

so silly

Osim iGallop?

dunno what’s that? google it out. :p

i dunno about you, but the whole movement, it looks kinda perversely kinky, and sexual even. imagine ur mom riding on the gadget at the living room when u bring back some of your classmates…

and don’t believe me? see this

how many times

have your parents called asking you if you are coming back for dinner?

have your parents waited till late at night for you to return?

have your parents smsed to ask where are you?

have your parents give u missed calls so that you’ll call them back?

have your parents asking which friends you are with?

and all you can think is, now nosy your parents are.
truth is, they are anxious, they are worried. and yes, that’s the truth, and they can’t help to be nosy.

truth is, your parents are concern about the whereabout of you. you can lie or anything, but truth is, ur parents will see thru you…

so might as well tell the truth. especially if your parents are well-read, well informed, well,-kept-to-date-of-what-teens-are-up-to….
you should know that, your parents will learn to accept who you are…

i’ve told my parents that i drink alcohol. and yes, they do advise me to drink less, but at least they didn’t disallow me to…
it’s as much as they can do. firstly, they accept it, and secondly, they do see that it’s their responsibility to advise. so i take their advise with a pinch of salt; if possible, i don’t drink as much. but if i REALLY REALLY REALLY need to, i will, and i’m sure i can explain to them the next day.

parents… don’t treat them as your enemy. treat them as your friend and life can be much easier… you don’t have to be rebellious asshole in their eyes, they are human too, and they can learn to understand. of course, they can be assholes too, but that does not mean you should shut them off totally; listen to what they have to say, and take their words accordingly. i would think that, the older you get, the more bright you are, but then again, there are some of u who just didn’t grow up.

know who you are, know whose advise is the best. sometimes, your friends would say the things u wanna hear, but thtey may not necessary be the ones there for you when you are in trouble.

in whatever case, do noe this: your parents matter. at the beginning, your parents are the one whoe care for you. and at the end, your parents are the ones who can still give your unconditional love, who can forgive you, who can’t let you go, who can’t say ‘no’, who will love you always…

so when’s the last time you hug your parents?

DYK: I’ve nvr hug my parents, it’s just too weird in my family for its never a culture, but I’m making it a point to do it before they are gone…

even if you signal light, i oso won’t give face

today, on my way back from work, i encountered this assholic driver. Driving a semi-big car- Avanza to be exact- this driver signalled and suddenly swayed from one lane, across another lanes to the next lane, where there’s a traffic light, and thus effectively occupying 2 lanes.

It’s a busy road, whereby 2 lanes are constantly moving, whereas the right-est lane is slow or at halt sometimes due to a traffic light. This stupid driver reduced moving traffic to one single lane.

And of all ppl, ME ME ME kena stuck behind this stupid car. Asshole! I was so tempted to fetch out my camera to take a pic and post it here, but I was endangering myself as well as I was trying to move out to the moving lane. Damnit. And it’s a pre tty fast moving lane, and thus I kena blind-ed by all the high-beam flashes. Damnit.

And when I finally made my way out to the moving lane, I took a glance at the stupid Avanza. Stupid driver. In front of you got so much space more. Move lar. I horn and horn and I flashed and flashed but apparently, there wasn’t effective at all.

And the driver? She’s a tudung wearing lady who’s too small for that car. Asshole.

Back in KL and about blogging

Ok… I reached KL today, and I’ve already missed Singapore. Oh yes I do ( nahnah! shoot me with your virtual machine gun lar)
Oso, at the same time, I miss KL when I reach Singapore.
Anyway, anyhow, I’ll be leaving for Singapore again next week. Not fun lar. All my friends say it is, but please lar, it does get a bit tiring.

Now, this few days, I’ve been going through some of the more obsecure blogs. Some are gems, some are just plain normal. But they all share one thing in comment: no one really knows about their existence. They do not get all the attention like Screenshot lar, Silly doc lar, Miss Suan, Miss Cun, Miss Short, and of course, Coconutball-man. But that does not necessarily means that their blogs are of less ‘quality’, simply just lack of popularity.

It’s the same as my blog here. At least this have some ppl reading, and some commenting, and even one follower, which I’m really grateful for. My REAL blog ( yes! I do have one, and no! I’m not revealing here. Cut my dick off and I still keep my mouth shut) got even less, much much less readership. So mine are like most of my friends; we are just some obsecure bunch of ppl.

Perhaps, that’s just what we are. We are keeping blogs just to write, really macam like diary lar. If got ppl read, ok… so be it. If tiada orang visit, ok… so be it. It doesn’t matter. It just serve as a plateform to write, to express.

Be it that got people read, got people comment, or even, got people like or hate reading those entries ( Hahaha… CHiQ, you still suck at blogging! prove me wrong! muahahahhah)

whatever lar. doesn’t matter lar.

and with this… go to part two (which is the next entry…)

DYK: i hate carrying laptop, but i have too…

who’s bottle? part II

now, why am I so reluctant to review myself?

firstly, I know ar, that the msian weblog community is a bunch of gossipets. will kena kau kau when revealed. for got sake, there are forums macam the doc punya which needs ‘membership’, and from what i noe, it’s like elite group, and ppl there gossip and gossip. and who noes how many others around. KNS.

then secondly, it’s for personal reason. about 80% of the time when i tulis kat sini, i’m oledi intoxicated, like right now. so that pretty much brings ppl to the conclusion that i’m a drunkard. yes, i noe that my liver will most probably malfunction before its time, but i’m at the point of heck care, for there’s nothing much to look forward to.

but at the same time, i have dreams, and it pretty much has something to do with my drinking and smoking habit. for example, i want to be a pilot! yes, laugh all u want, but let me tell ya, when i really have the determination to do so, u’ll noe that one day, u’ll be on a flight by me!!! so you scared oledi? muahahaha

personal reason oso include my parents lar. i realized that my friend, who noes my other friends, who are close to my mum and dad, read bottle’s blog. KNS, thousands of useless blogs ard in PPS and they have to choose to read bottle’s? go shoot planes lar, that’s more fun; instead, they choose to read and criticize bottle. go eat shit…

Job Recruit Companies…

this is what I have to say…

FUCK YOU!

You are the worst thing ever happen in the human race.
Same as consulting companies, these are the people who pretend to know what’s right and what’s not.

What Kelly? What GMP?

Now…

These companies are the opportunist. They know, all the rest of the companies may not know how how to get the right people, and alot of companies do not have good HR and management ppl. So these people step in, and claimed that they can find the right people.

Truth is, these recruit companies are just claiming to do so, for they have no expertise in the other companies that they are ‘helping’.

So of course, these recruiting companies begin to hire SMEs to help out with recruit. But then, they realized that that won’t work. So what they do? They begin to strike this deal: Candidates are signed under recruiting companies, and are contracted out.

Take for example. If HP, or IBM, or whatever big companies are hiring through recruiting companies, when you apply, you are actually applying to the recruit company and when u got thru, u are actually signed under the Recruit company.

Now, what’s the implication. One, or a few, or all of these could happen:

1) Your name card bears the recruitment company only. OR if your ‘adoption parent’ decides to give u name card, you will still have your recruitment company name on it.
2) You are most likely signed under contract. Say, if the job is to HP, you are actually contracted to HP. It means that it’s optional that u get benefits from HP, which include medical, dental, leave, bonus, etc. Unless a deal has been strucked.
3) bEing contracted, besides not having the usual benefits as a perm with the big cooperation, you also loose out on employer’s obligation. Some companies, when they downsize, they will have to pay compensation. But if u are a contract worker, you might not get it, i.e. your termination deal may be ‘least attractive’.
4) I was told… that some recruitment companies also draw some percentage from 1st month salary. Don’t know how true…
5) And I was told… some recruitment companies implement some kind of fee on the company you work for, something like tax by the recruitment company on the company your working with. So what does that got to do with you? Well, the company you working with is actually pays more for employing you, thus, if there’s a retrenchment exercise, your head will be on the chopping board, or at least considered. OR, they lower your salary. thus, every month, you are actually paying your recruitment company…

So, please, do not support recruit companies in any way, meaning…
1) do not apply through recruitment companies.
2) do not work with recruitment companies.

you might say, you can’t get a job and perhaps a recruit companies can help. know this: recruit companies are stricter in their selection, and since they don’t know the subject matter that well, they will just select based on qualification and experience. so, if you are looking for changing career direction, or if your results not good, etc, recruit companies are of no-good.

i say, let recruit companies die of natural death.
else, just let them deal with low-paying, low-level jobs…

who’s bottle?

Inspired by this, and thus I’m writing this.

4-times-fat mentioned that he’s a fat fella who shave and bath based on a timetable, me, on the other hand, do that whenever I feel like it. I can bath 0 times for the whole week, or bath up to 7 to 10 times a day especially when it’s hot hot hot. I’m unpredictable, and yes, I’m evil. I blast at ppl here whenever I feel like it, and hate me for that for I don’t care.

And to divert, I remembered the last time I blasted at some bloggers and I got some nasty replies. Ya ya, papaya… heck all those comments. Yes, I don’t know those blogger in person. They must have been sweet in person but I don’t care. Maybe they are the lau jiau of the msian blogger world, and that they are the oh-so-elite people, but my msg to those air-headed people is: go screw yourself with a soft banana; it’s there, or at least you think it’s there, but you are missing out on the real deal.

okay. back to me me me. i’m evil, more evil than fat-fat-fat-fat. and i don’t care, and my entries are unforgiving. and yes, I subscribe to the idea of being anonymous for i can write write write whatever i want. you can even call me a coward for being an unknown, but know this, i don’t care, again, i don’t care…

ok. a long DYK: I’m not in malaysia now. Currently in singapore. In a few days time, leaving on a jet plane to Japan for about a week. Then maybe be stopping by Thailand. gonna gulp Tigers, gonna drink Asahi till my throat’s super dry. gonna drink Chang or Singha beer till I concus, and in between, maybe tiny cute little bottles of vodka?

for the promise you’ve made

please please please…

remember them

and keep them?

it’s hard, but it’s certainly appreciated if you remember, and if you keep your words…

if even if it’s nor remembered, and it’s not appreciated, know that at least you’ve kept your side of the bargain…

it does make you a better person, and appreciate the ppl around you

and that’s all that counts, especially when you are old and on a rocking chair…

you know you’ve done your part…

sauna and steamroom and pool- part 2

okay.. let me move to the pool now

the weirdest weirdest weirdest thing that i simply cannot understand is… why some, well, actually, alot of guys, would wear underwear inside their swimming trunks!

WTF?

that’s the most modestly shameful thing i’ve ever seen. it seems perfectly alright to those fella, but have they ever considered that it’s a pool of water they dipping in, and with their skid-marked grandpa underwear soaking in that water, it’s unhygienic to both you and me? think bout that asshole!

now, i’ve been to some pools in msia, and basically, the guys are divided into 2 categories- the boring old fart, or the gays. the boring old farts are those who wear uncomfortable shorts, ‘bike shorts’, or some super super ’safe’ trunks. when i say ’safe’, it basically means those old black trunks, which has gone transparent or tore at some unsightly places…
then there are the gays who wear the neon green colour or my-eyes-hurting thongs to the pool. WTF
Hey! Speedo and Arena and TYR and other swimming apparel brands make some pretty decent swimming trunks for guy, so wear them, and wear them right, meaning, no underwear inside trunks…

Hey!
We guys get all dressed up when we go to office, when we go run the tracks, when we go to the malls, so when at the swimming pool, pls be particular about the only piece of garment that you are wearing.

Call me watevershitbutidon’tcare, but know this, you think it takes A WHOLE LOT to wear a Speedo at the pool. but whatever the case, it ACTUALLY COMES DOWN TO THIS- CONFIDENCE!
If you have body, flaunt it well, flaunt it good.
Even if you have a spare tyre, but if you wear your Speedo proud and with confidence, you can be drowled upon by some of the female lots.

So know this, guys, wear your Speedo right!

(SHIT YOU FOR HAVING ME TO WRITE THIS POST, BUT I SIMPLY CANNOT TAKE THAT ASSHOLIC IMAGE OF A FAT ASSHOLE IN A XS SWIMMING TRUNK, AND A STUPID GUY WHO WEAR BOXER SHORTS IN THE POOL… OUT OF MY MIND…. FOR I’M SWIMMING IN THE SAME POOL AND I SIMPLY CANNOT STOP THINKING, BUT THINKING I DID… AND YES, PLEASE DON’T EVER EVER EVER PEE INSIDE THE POOL!)

this is a serious post

ok… this is myself posting here, taking over my online asshole personnel…

this is what i have to say to a person i know ( i’m pretty reluctant to call him a friend from this point on)

1) i’m not gonna contact you anymore, for the past few times, you have been finding reasons to avoid me… i get the hint

2) i’m not gonna ask you out for dinner anymore… for i’m no MLM fella or insurance fella, but you still give me dead old reason for not going out for simple dinner… i get the hint

3) i’m not gonna msg u anymore, as u’ve been giving me reasons not to msg u anymore after a simple “hello…”
fine… i got the hint

in any case, thanks for used to be a good friend to cherish. thanks for being part of my memory…

i used to think that i did something wrong, and i asked and tried to clarift… but it seems like you wouldn’t wanna say, and i kept on asking, only to realized that my asking is simply annoying… fine

so i shall leave you alone
i shall leave this friendship alone

it’s hard, but i have to, for i have no choice
but know this, i’ve always been there for you, without any dire for returns…
i’ve placed my sincerity on the table, which is a rare case
but you didn’t take it, so, fine…

all i can say is, good luck, and good nite

R.I.P
sad

Drivers

in Malaysia are generally divided into 3 categories.

1) The general beings
This group of drivers are the everyday driver you’ll encounter at about 80% of the time when you are at the road, at parking lots, and so on. These are the people who drive at the unwrittenly acceptable speed. These are the people who drive with full knowledge of what’s the use of all the lights in front and at the back, and oso at the side of the cars. These are the good people, also the boring people.

2) The hell drivers
These are the ppl who drive damn fast like rushing to reincarnate. They drive fast on highways, on jammed road, in parking lots, at small roads, every where. Fast fast fast. They just love it. It’s pretty dangerous, but generally this group of people are pretty ok.

3) The asshole drivers
These are the people who know the functions of the lights and horn for all the wrong reason. You signal to cut in front of them, when there is ample space, they horn, they flash their lights. They brake sukak sukak. They stop whenever they like it without any consideration at all.

Now, here comes the asshole me criticizing.

First off:
Johor drivers, specifically JB drivers.
They are the ultimate asshole drivers, be it in their state, or in other states. They are worst of the worst lot. They drive slowly when it is perfectly fine, almost necessary to drive fast. And they drive fast when they are suppose to drive slow. They love to signal that they are turning out, and actually turn out instantly without looking if any car approaching from the back.

Penang drivers
Be cautious when you see cars with PXX #### plate. They U-turn whenever they like. They cut lanes whenever they please. They flash and flash and flash and horn and horn and horn whenever they want. They think they are the king/ queen of the road. No use arguing if accident happens- they always think they are right. And worse, if the driver is some old man/ lady. Expect the most unexpected things ever

KL drivers
There’s a saying, there are not KL ppl. And thus, I would extend that, saying, there are no true blue KL drivers. KL drivers are actually from all over Malaysia, so expect all kinds of rojak pattern of drivers. But generally, once they have adopt the WXX #### plate, they are ok… except for a few assholes… but that’s fine. A mixed group

Ipoh drivers and Malacca drivers
They are the dumb ass drivers. If they have been staying in Cheras, for example, they are good drivers there. Else where, they are dumb ass. They are just rather stupid drivers generally. They are basically fish-out-of-water drivers when they are at places they are not familiar. They basically become dumb dumb dumb. So, if u see AXX #### or MXX #### drivers in east coast area, chances are, you can bully them. They basically belong to group 1, except if they are on not-so-familiar roads

East coast drivers.
TXX ####, KXX #### and CXX ####…. they are basically rather boring drivers. SO boring, that it’s irritating as you venture north of the east coast. CXX #### are boring. TXX #### gets on ppl’s nerve sometimes, and KXX #### gets on other drivers’ nerve all the time. They can drive so sloooooowwwwwwwww.. snail can be faster even. If if you are to visit Trengganu or Kelantan, you’ll find the local drivers driving in the middle of the land, slooowwwwlllllyyyyy…. WTF WTF WTF! even if it’s double line ok?!!?

other states’ drivers, I’ve yet to encounter extensively enough to comment.

DYK: I drive a Kancil

sauna and steamroom and pool- part 1

this is a gym post.

recently, i started to adopt a healthier lifestyle, i.e. lesser alcohol intake (note: it’s LESSER), and cutting down on cigarette, and took up gym and began to go to the pool to swim.

since i’ve just started, i’m not going to talk about my health progress, but rather on what i’ve observed.

For part one, I’ll talked about the steamroom and sauna room. I start off by defining these 2 rooms (maklumlah… ada orang tak tau yang mana steamroom dan yang mana sauna…)

Steamroom, is the one full of steam lar, where your vision can be limited due to the hot vapour. And the sauna is the one with the wooden seat wan lar, most probably with this heater with rocks on it, and ppl can sprinkle water on it.

(Those that you rendam inside air, it’s called jacuzzi. Some are called whirlpool due to the way the water inside the tube move lar…)

And first thing first- Malaysian guys are very shy people. VERY VERY SHYYYYYYY…. *blush *blush

I don’t know why, but I’ve seen so many guys wearing underwear or swimming trunk, and then put towels on, and then only go into the sauna or steamroom. KNS. Not comfortable mer? Your brother down there not screaming for help mer? Fine, so you and your brother are used to it, but you should just know that it’s not good for ur swimmers hor to cook them in sauna, and FURTHERMORE in your underwear…

Fine… Some places requires swimming trunk to be worn, but KNS, those places do not provide towels wan lar… At the gym, it’s perfectly fine (correct me if i’m wrong) to take it off, and wrap a towel around.

I really cannot understand how ppl can bear with the discomfort…

And of course, there are the ang mohs, or those who behave like ang mohs, who go all naturale. As much as I wanna say, that’s the way brother! I’m not at all gonna say that. Reason being that these group of ppl, they tend to have not much regard to others around. I dunno why, but perhaps they are looking down on people who are shy and not comfortable with their bodies, but they will strut around with arms wide wide, and with their di di swinging around.

Yes, ang mohs have bigger dicks, and its swinging, KNS, some times must ’siam’ wan you know. Of all things, to get touched or worse, slapped by some other guys di di is damn fuckingly disgusting. Use dettol to wash oso won’t do.

So this is what I have to say:
Guys, be kind to your brother down there. A towel wrapped around your waist is good enough. And for those people who likes to go all naked, be a bit more considered. In this part of the world, guys are not that used to seeing people naked around, and worse, swinging their dicks around.

And this set me wondering, do girls wear bra and panties into the sauna/ steamroom?
And worse still, further wrap their bodies in towel?
And worse-er still, put another towel around their neck, and covering their shoulder?
And worse-er-er still, wrap their hair in another towel?
Or do girls just wrap in towels? And then go all naked in the sauna/ steamroom?
Or do they actually walk around naked in the changing room?! Hmmmmm…..

Smokers, we already have bad breath

let’s not have bad manners.

Sometimes, some smokers really go all out heck-caringly about others.

Me myself hate it, whenever someone blow 2nd hand smoke at me. wtf. what’s ur fucking problem? i don’t need your processed smoke. even if u a stranger offer me a puff, i’ll say no. dunno what kind of germs u have in ur saliva at the cig butt.

assholes…

so… this is a courtesy shit for fellow smokers. btw, it’s not a dictation. it’s just my opinion. take it or leave it, but don’t tell me not to tell others what to do. it’s my blog, and i write it as i like.

1) when you are at a club, know this: it’s NOT cool at all holding your cigarette on the dance floor. Some assholes (guys and girls same same wan) think it’s the damn coolest thing to swing their fag on the air to the beat of the music. what? that glow is very nice izit? it’s hazardous also ok?! if you like that kinda effect, go buy urself some glow sticks instead.

2) when u blow out the smoke. blow upwards expecially in a crowded area. if dunno how, learn. if u think it’s not cool, learn how to make it cool.

3) do not ever ever ever ever ever smoke while you are queuing. people around you will hate u and curse you. what, cannot tahan mer? if cannot, step aside.

4) respect the NO SMOKING sign. wtf!?! this is the same goes to ppl who litter at a NO LITTER sign, who spit at NO SPITTING sign.

5) if you know you going to kiss someone, especially if that someone is a non-smoker, or even a smoker, make sure your breath doesn’t have that distinctive smell. I smoke, but I hate kissing a smoker. I understand the presence of the smell, but that does not mean I hate the smell.

6) Don’t smoke in your friend’s car, even if your friend’s a smoker. Of course, you might ask ‘for permission’. But what do you want your friend to say? Saying ‘no’ is quite contradicting. Now why shouldn’t smoke in your friend’s car? Well, your ashes might drop in your friend’s car. Some ‘burning’ ashes might drop in the car. Many other reasons…

7) If you don’t have a lighter, ask politely. Don’t just take it, light up, and put it back. That’s not pleasant at all even though you return it.
Don’t smoke in the lift. Especially if there are toddlers, babies, old folks, or any other ppl.

9) Don’t take smoking as a right, it’s a privilege. DOn’t agree? Too bad.

And finally,

10) Smoking is bad for your health. Deal with that.

Now, anything else- except saying “Stop smoking”- to add?